thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

in books 1-5 literally harry ron and hermione were constantly like ‘it is either malfoy or snape’ every time anything bad happened and they finally gave it up by book six because they were wrong every time but by book six it actually was both malfoy AND snape who were responsible for the Antics 

remember kids, just because you’ve dismissed your middle school bullies as not worth your time doesn’t mean you should drop your guard and allow them to dabble in some emotionally traumatizing Wizard Fascism behind your back 

deathguy300:

balfies:

why in deathly hallows did they have everyone polyjuice themselves into harry when harry could have polyjuiced into a muggle and have been driven to safety away from the threat of death eaters who don’t know how to work things in the muggle world

who came up with these plans anyway

dumbledore

thelesbianladydi:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

if you ever think a tv show is doing something completely weird, you should know that Glee once had a teenage girl giving birth to the music of Bohemian Rhapsody, cross cutting the scene with a showchoir of teenagers performing the song at the standard of experienced professionals.

And it was the best damn thing they ever did.

bobbyverse:

I’m so confused by people who are constantly with 5+ friends every day in their posts and snap stories. Just basic stuff, like “gettin a taco for lunch” but it’s a party. How?? I have plenty of friends but I swear it takes 4 days of back and forth to coordinate getting 3 people in the same place at the same time.

proudlyunicorn:

proudlyunicorn:

I’m gonna write a book series like Harry Potter where it starts pre-romantic interests age and I’m gonna make sure it gets super popular within its first two or three books and then I’m gonna drOP THE GAY BEAT and my publishers will be like “wait she can’t have a same sex love interest” and I’ll be like “if you want the next book, she sure as hell can” and that’s my gay agenda in a nutshell

*whispers* I’ll probably even kill a straight white guy it’ll be so great

deathgripsforcutie:

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

a-daks:

joyceanfartboner:

vivian-void:

joyceanfartboner:

its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.

nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because it’s better than modern cement 

isnt that so fucked up

all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think it’s a good idea to destroy libraries.